Singapore – No Nude Beach, But Hey, Let’s Do It Over Dinner..

Singapore – No Nude Beach, But Hey, Let’s Do It Over Dinner..

Nude couple shock diners with Singapore stroll !

SINGAPORE (Reuters) – A couple treated open air diners to a 15-minutes naked parade in Singapore, triggering both embarassment and applause for a scene almost unheard of in the conservative city-state.

Pub Manager Terence Chia told the Straits Times newspaper he saw the couple taking off their clothes on Saturday night at a staircase in a block of flats in Holland Village, known for its popular nightspots.

“Then, clothes in hand, they coolly walked in their flip-flops towards the market,” he said, adding when the couple did a U-turn a sea of spectators was ready and poised with cameras.

Taken from international news agency, Reuters.

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Hahahaha, masa aku tengah scroll internet to find some information on MLM sebab ada 200 orang kena tipu semalam, aku ternampak story ni. Berdekah dekah aku ketawa sebab that lady surely dengan mudah disuruh boypren omputih dia tu untuk stripped. Mesti best kan the scene. 15-minutes long beb. Imagine what you can check out throughout that time. 15 minutes!! Kalau rekod pakai camphone, sure abis memory. Mesti vogue the vazz u allzzzz… hahahah.. gampanglah.

Hahahah, and patutlah tergerak hati nak masuk Singapore last Saturday. Kah kah kah kah. Mesti best kan.

They really into ah moh syndrome I guess. They even sees all this white ah moh as superior, more romantic and pleasant to be with.

Now, that answers my question on why Singapore registered cars being driven beyond speed limit on our highways. Mungkin nak lepaskan stress betapa mereka ni kurang attractive kepada gadis gadis di Singapura dan mencuba untuk impress wanita wanita di Malaysia. Hahahah dumb ass.

From a blog that i read, which its name is offensive to women (yes, the name of the blog is offensive to men but not to vouge the vazz men err.. wo-men..), a blogger writes this:

“.. and ang mors who are rude, crass and down right dumb. This girl goes to the thrash bin and hopes to find jewels, where got lah. If you go to the rubbish centre you find rubbish lah. If you want to find cool asian men you must know where to go.” Hahaha..

That is in response to a comment:

And why go out with Asian men? They always eventually have affairs with prostitutes in some foreign country, leaving their poor wives behind. Ang mor men are not like that at all!

Some more Asian men are not as socially sophisticated as ang mor men.

For example, when I’m at a bar, I can approach an ang mor man, even a stranger, anytime and they will chat with me, buy me drinks. So pleasant!

Whereas these Asian men are downright unpleasant – always coming up and trying to chat and buy me drinks. I mean, they’re complete strangers! What do they think I am? The sleazeballs!

My favourite place to meet ang mor men is Boat Quay.

I think there is something magical and romantic there, right next to the water.

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Asian men goes to prostitutes and ang moh does not? Wait, let me share something with you.

“In the Australian state of New South Wales, any person over the age of 18 may offer to provide sexual services in return for money. In Victoria and Queensland, a person who wishes to run a prostitution business must have a license. While similarly in the state of Nevada in the US, it allows brothels.”

So, kalau dah ‘dihalalkan’ di negara diaorang, dan mungkin kedai depan rumah jek, takkan diaorang tak pernah pergi? Musim krismas mesti ada jualan murah kot?

Ni haa gambo diaorang tu. Ekekekeke.. errr. tak sejuk ke? Mesti meremang bulu roma kan. Ohh, the following pictures could be offensive to you, but if not my blog, banyak lagi tempat boleh tengok gambar camni kan. So don’t complaint ok.

I was just wondering, masa those people talking to them, apa yang diaorang tengok. Mesti berpeluh peluh kan, nak elak dari menjeling. If they stare at the boobs, nanti pompuan tu marah, hey fucker are you staring at my boobs? So macam mana yek? Nak tenung kat mana?

Jangan Stress ok, just strip… in Singapore.

21 Replies to “Singapore – No Nude Beach, But Hey, Let’s Do It Over Dinner..”

  1. dosa mata… dosa mata…

    hahahahaha…

    laju je tangan kau tulis entry ni kan Hazrey.

    hahahahaha…

    orang zaman primitif cari bahan jadi baju diorang buka baju kat tempat awam.

    hahahahaha…

    aku rasa kau berdosalah Hazrey letak gambar tu kat blog kau.

    dosa mata aku kau tanggung sama kan..kan..kan…

    hahahahaha…

    Alasanlah kan konon nak cari maklumat pasal MLM… padahal… apa keyword nak cari info pasal MLM… takder pun perkataan Nude, couple atau Singapore kan.. apatahlagi nama Pub tu kan…

    SAJA JE alasan MLM.

    HAHAHAHAHA…

  2. Zakiah: Mungkin pasangan ini terlalu ekspresif kot. A’ah, actually i was googling Zakiah Ponrahono in Nude / Naked / Tanpa Seulas Benang, and those pictures came up. Tulah kan. πŸ™‚

    Faryn: Yesh yesh, enjoy the picture and please note, that was NOT me and my wife. We do it privately.

    Audriena: Hahahaha, I was waiting someone to say that actually. Hahahahah.. badan meruntuhkan pemandangan. Hahahahahah.. itu gambar belakang, belum depan lagi. Hahahaha.. I saw the frontal view, but lets not share it here kan kan kan..

    azhan: nanti aku tanya obefiend. Effi, kawan kau ke tu?

  3. oh…

    sat. sat. aku tengah check diari aku balik. ada tak aku ada appointment kat singapore last week atau beberapa hari lepas.

    (MACAM MANA BOLEH TERLEPAS GAMBAR NI KAT INTERNET)

    Siutlah statement awak Hazrey.

    (Kadang-kadang aku rasa kurang ajar dengan kau panggil kau, “KAU”)

    Awak rasa saya kurang ajar tak?

    :=)

  4. hahaha…ko mmg pandai menarik perhatian aku la bro nak ke blog ko nih…

    kalo la aku yang jadi tmpt diorang tu bertanya, gerenti aku akan pura2 membetulkan tali kasutku, walaupun sebenarnye aku pakai sandal je masa tu…

    bagus tak perancangan aku? wahahahaha

  5. arep: mesti vogue the vazzz kan kalau kita kat sana.. hahaha

    zakiah: I don’t mind at all. Panggil jerlah apa pun selagi ia tidak menghina pacal yang hina ini. Tapi panggilan yang boleh membuatku diparang oleh wifey adalah dilarang sama sekali. πŸ™‚

    skyone: hahahaha.. betul betul. Tak pun standby duit syiling pastu jatuhkan.. hahahaah, kunci kereta pun boleh kan.. hahahaha.. jahat kau ni.. sama dengan aku. hahaha

  6. huk aloh

    aku mencari berita MLM kamu letak gamba bontot cina dan mat saleh tak cebok

    dah la jemahat

    HAHAHAH… lawak lawak. singpora….pura-pura maju. pura-oura western

    TAPI SEBENARNYA POSER SAHAJA!

  7. Hmm. Okay, firstly, I think tak baiklah korang kutuk/make fun of orang ‘ang moh’. I have Caucasian friends and diorang baik.=) Orang Melayu pun tak semuanya baik dan beriman kan..

    Anyway, as a Singaporean, aku tergelak by this naked couple. Ok lah…at least tak boring sangat negeri aku yang tercinta ni…heheh.

  8. Obefiend: gambar bontot paling tak lawa for the year of 2009. Anti climax u allzzz.

    Leauparkenzo: tak kutuklah, cuma gelak jek. Hahaha.. But best kan ada free show camtu. Aku dah standby duit syiling banyak dah ni.

  9. That woman who commented that way sure paints a shallow picture of women in general. Sad, really. The thing is, they fall for old wrinkly Ang Mohs. Rarely do they find the good looking ones. Asian men are just picky but they do choose the best. At least we know they aren’t the kind who pick up strangers in a bar!

    Singapore sucks, really. The people are rude and it’s always very congested there. Not fun at all.

    Nice post!

  10. ehh bini si sewel effi tu pun masuk sini. Hahaha.. Wait, can I see your ticket please?

    Yeah, that lady is a fucktard. Yeah I know Asian girls are just too hot too resists kan.. Anymore of your type if I may ask, please have my email available to them ok? Hahaha..

    See, syndrome sewel effi dah sampai sini.

  11. CleoWL-corection gerl not all singaporeans sucks, rude, whatever…so do malaysians sucks, rude, goblok, sombong…espc johorians, klians….uuuhhh…wakaka….

    Btw, Hazrey that couple otak ada sikit mereng lah…haha. Anyway Holland Village is very happening place, used to go there during school times…

  12. Nur, I wun be defensive about this issue. But truly, I love it when two girls fighting. Haha.

    Every country has their own set of problems. We are dealing with people so please expect human behaviour to annoys us. So, when cleo said that Singapore sucks, people are rude, they must be reasons behind it kan.

    What she meant was, perhaps her experience with Singaporeans are as bad as I have but lets not prolong the issue. Rudeness has become part of their lives, and when we say their lives, we are referring to those that has no courtesy and respect even to their fellow Singaporeans. Unfortunately too, those that I came across pun lebih kurang sama jek. And out of 10, the most saya jumpa ialah 0.1 percent dari jumlah tu yang courteous enough.

    Likewise, you did came across those of rude Johoreans and whatever names that you called us via your comment.

    This is a free-to-comment blog so I won’t stop you from saying anything.

    However, I would suggest this:

    to Cleo, I strongly advice you to stop visiting Singapore if you dislike Singaporeans and..

    to Nur, stop coming to Johor Bahru if you find that Malaysian are bunch of hooligans or goblok that is far below your standard and to avoid that disappointment, that is not too bad an idea also kan. Lets contain yourself in the tiny little island so that you will be spared and distances away from the sucks, rude, goblok, sombong Malaysian..espc johorians, klians.

    But nur, I truly salutes your sense of patriotism. πŸ™‚

    And Cleo, mahal laa pi Singapore. Duduk diam diam at that place of yours ok. Aku pun sama. πŸ™‚

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