Month: December 2008

DON’T STAND ON THE MASJID, YES MASJID GRASS. IT IS EXCLUSIVELY OWNED BY A TELEVISION STATION.

DON’T STAND ON THE MASJID, YES MASJID GRASS. IT IS EXCLUSIVELY OWNED BY A TELEVISION STATION.

Dipetik dari Harian Metro online (www.hmetro.com.my) dateline 21 Disember 2008. >Wakil media kena halau JOHOR BAHRU: Lapan petugas media membabitkan wakil stesen televisyen rangkaian Media Prima dan Agensi Berita Basional (Bernama) dihalau dari Masjid Sultan Abu Bakar ketika cuba membuat liputan majlis akad nikah Mawi dan Ekin, semalam. Keadaan itu menimbulkan rasa tidak puas hati…

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SERIOUSLY, JANGAN KENTUT LAGI, NEVER EVER…

SERIOUSLY, JANGAN KENTUT LAGI, NEVER EVER…

YES, KENTUT. FARTING. MALAY – KENTUT, MELEPAS, BUANG AIR BESAR MINI (this is my version, anyway).FRENCH & SPANISH – PEDOENGLISH – FARTARABIC – ضرطةCHINESE – 放屁 (verb)DANISH – PRUTFILIPINO – UMUT OT Itulah terjemahan melepaskan air besar mini dalam bahasa lain. Kalau perbuatan yang sudah dilakukan dan anda gagal untuk menyelenggara serta mentadbir that department,…

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“I NAK CARI SUGAR DADDY… “

“I NAK CARI SUGAR DADDY… “

Salam. I hardly check what this blogspot can do. Today I have the time to explore. Interesting fact can be derives from it. And I found out that, ada yang jumpa this not a sugar daddy abang angkat blog tercampak kat sini after typing the following (antaranya ialah): 1. Shave misai = 11 peratus2. sugar…

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HEY LOOK, I JUST BOUGHT A HERMES.

HEY LOOK, I JUST BOUGHT A HERMES.

Got this from the net, thought of sharing with you. No, this does not happen in Malaysia, it won’t. Never will. Why? If not, how the heck does one will know that we just bought something from LV, Hermes, Tiffany etc and walk arrogantly? In Singapore, DKNY used black colored plastic bag for their customer.…

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I DID NOT GET ANY LAP DANCE.

I DID NOT GET ANY LAP DANCE.

BIRTHDAYS. Why do we celebrate birthdays? To remind us that we are aging? Untuk mengingatkan kita betapa dekatnya kita untuk melayakkan diri membuat pengeluaran KWSP? To make us wiser? To make us a bapak? To make us a mak? To entitle us to 50 percent discount as senior citizen? For what? In some or most…

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MINTAK TOLONG BOLEH?

MINTAK TOLONG BOLEH?

1. “Hi, boleh tak you tolong hantarkan CD tu kat my off I, if that’s no trouble.. Would really really appreciate it.” 2. “Hi there, sorry to distrb u. When can I receive the CD? Tak sabarlah nak tengok the CD, yelah tu pun nasib baik u tlg record kan.” 3. “u, apa kabar? Sihat…

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WHAT DOES A WOMAN NEED?

WHAT DOES A WOMAN NEED?

Today is 9th December 2008. Two more days, I will have to think what to buy for my wife’s birthday. Not that tak pikir lagi about it just yet, tapi she has everything already (well that includes me kan kan kan?) 1. Handbag baru – Dah ada2. Kasut – too many, too many. Cannot.3. Baju…

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I need to be naked to attract attention..

I need to be naked to attract attention..

Why is it that susah sangat, payah sangat, to smile and greet customer? I was a PR myself. I was taught to receive customer or client with a smile and greet them. Walaupun customer tu muka dia macam fucktards or air muka dia memang macam nak maki or menyumpah kita, kena senyum and greet them…

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Should I Grow Moustache? Should I? But Why…

Should I Grow Moustache? Should I? But Why…

Misai. I am being inspired to write this sebab I saw some of old school mates, dah ada misai and grow janggut on their face. Damn, that looks old. Wiser perhaps? This is what I got from wikipedia: The word “moustache” or “mustache” derives from 16th century French moustache, which in turn is derived from…

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