I ENTERED THE WRONG ROOM..

On the final day of our trip to Bangalore, India, we were housed at a 3-star hotel, Pai Viceroy Hotel which is located at JC Road, about 35 kms from the airport.

Masa kat reception tu, I was given the key to 211 and before me, was Dr Melvin Gumal of WCS Malaysia, room 308.

So we headed to our room in the same lift.

Turun kat 2nd floor, I went straight to look for room 208 and as I entered they key, i was shocked, the room was not locked at all and terus terbukak. In the darkness of the room, I saw the bed was not done at all, and I was sooo pissed. I was mumbling to myself, about the standard of the hotel. Still standing at the door and negotiating my luggages, my cameraman, Mohd Hafiz Bahrin was right behind me and..

As stepped one foot into the room, I suddenly welcomed by a dark figure, satu lembaga di atas katil yang tiba tiba muncul and aku terus panik, sebab aku takut hantu.. ehh salah, aku segan kat hantu.. Tiba-tiba lembaga terus mengeluarkan satu bunyi berdehem — ERMMMMM.. dengan nada yang kasar.. terkejut beruk aku.. aku sempat menoleh ke arah pintu, tengok betullah bilik aku 208, pastu terus aku tengok kunci – hahahah it is 211 laaa.. samdol laa..

That very moment, aku rasa macam nak terus lari cari teksi pergi airport dan terus balik Malaysia. Of all the places aku nak buat lawak monyet….

Aku, terus cakap – ehh ehh ehh, and sorry sorry salah bilik – then I remembered, apahal pulak aku cakap Melayu.. yang tak bestnya, at the same time, when I turned around si Hafiz dah nak tinggalkan aku, tak guna punya kawan..

Seeing Hafiz fleeing, aku pun terus nak lari, tiba-tiba Hafiz turned around and said: bang, pintu tak tutup bang (Note: he is saying it in a never-heard-panic tone) .. aku rasa macam penjenayah baru keluar pecah rumah orang masa tu.. ohh, that lembaga dalam bilik tu, masih berbunyi dengan kuatnya ERMMMMMM…. berdehem.. Masa tulah aku gunakan segala skill aku in crisis management, walaupun rasa macam World Trade Centre just fell onto my head..

Aku toleh dan terkial kial tarik pintu bilik 208 tu dan terus jalan laju laju. Aku rasa aku tak tutup pintu tu betul betul, but at that moment, the only thing in my mind was taking off.. kah kah kah kah.. bengong sangat masa tu aku rasa. Rasa macam nak pakai topeng tutup muka.

Nak sedapkan hati, aku cakap kat Hafiz, dia mesti tak nampak muka kita, sure punya, but Hafiz was quiet with no words and I discovered Hafiz was lying on the bed with his face down and his body trembling sebab dia tengah gelakkan aku. Masa tu, aku tengok muka kat cermin, agak pucat sikit mungkin sebab penat dan bukan sebab salah bilik.. Dan bila tengok Hafiz camtu, aku nampak kat cermin a figure that is known to me masa kecik kecik dulu..

Bila aku balik, aku cerita kat wifey, dia gelakkan aku. Sama jek macam Hafiz. Diaorang memang tak sayang kat aku, sebab tu gelakkan aku. Kesian kan. Takperlah, I better start advertising my picture, for the taking.. if anyone fancy someone who at all time can make jokes, practical jokes, and can do extraordinary things like going into wrong hotel room, do call or sms.

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